a [men's XS, but we market it to women because baggy future garbage is trendy at the moment] yellow hoodie that expresses exactly what you and the vast majority of other pieces of future garbage are.

cost of manufacturing: $39 + 5.33 hours of first-world labor

price: $8,000 OBO

to inquire about purchasing this piece of future garbage, contact: futuregarbagefuturegarbage@gmail.com