a [men's M/L] dark blue denim jacket for those who know that unless you own the right amount & type of future garbage (like this FUTURE GARBAGE piece), you'll never attract a mate & never reproduce & therefore die as a biological failure.

cost of manufacturing: $52 + 7.2 hours of first-world labor

price: $10,000 OBO

to inquire about purchasing this piece of future garbage, contact: futuregarbagefuturegarbage@gmail.com