a [men's M] pink sweatshirt that costs slightly more money than the other future garbage so you can feel less guilty about all the future garbage you consume, while allowing us to still earn the same profits because of how that feel-good thingy makes you buy more future garbage.

cost of manufacturing: $23.25 + 6.5 hours of first-world labor

price: $8,000 OBO

to inquire about purchasing this piece of future garbage, contact: futuregarbagefuturegarbage@gmail.com