a [men's M/L] pink denim jacket that practically screams "i'm a much better piece of future garbage (physically, emotionally, socially, economically, etc.) than all the other pieces of future garbage! woooooooooooooo!!!"
cost of manufacturing: $56 + 6.75 hours of first-world labor
price: $10,000 OBO
to inquire about purchasing this piece of future garbage, contact: firstname.lastname@example.org