#FG005

a [men's M/L] pink denim jacket that practically screams "i'm a much better piece of future garbage (physically, emotionally, socially, economically, etc.) than all the other pieces of future garbage! woooooooooooooo!!!"

cost of manufacturing: $56 + 6.75 hours of first-world labor

price: $10,000 OBO

to inquire about purchasing this piece of future garbage, contact: futuregarbagefuturegarbage@gmail.com